Doggerel

A few doggerel pieces written as jokes/comebacks


Here let's check what's in our pocket
there it is, our card which says "Suck it"
If you flip it over and read what's written
you'll see that we are pre-forgiven
as we would be the licensee
a Scold who speaks in poetry.

Well, before your gore
we shall explore
a little poem,
perhaps a tad more
Or perhaps nor.

You're sifting through gore
and not finding more?
Perhaps you should google it
or go to the store!
Buy you some hamburger meat and some water
pour it all over the head of your daughter!

Gore on the floor?
look to the ceiling!
perhaps you will see
mangled bats bleeding!

we'd like to be latter-day Scold
fancy ourself a wandering fool
all pretension and artifice shorn like wool
who should have died young but gets old