Doggy Poems

Possibly a practioner of exegesis
could be mistaken for a telepathist
or Doctor Xavier from funny pages
a psychic platypus prone to rages?

Wouldn't know, never been,
plus they wouldn't let us in
we're far too forward and not very trim
(not to mention we're also quite skint)

Ipso Dipsomaniac:
feed the monkey on his back
buy some Pagos de Quintana
from the bodega on the corner
one liter oughtta get him lit
and then we'll all be in for it!